Rent A God Services

The one stop shop where all your prayers get answered.

Are you tired of getting ignored all the time, despite donations, raving, ranting, banging your head, thumping your chest in front of a lifeless idol??? It’s time to shift your loyalties to a God that is available 24 x 7 at your beck and call. Presenting a divine being, who not only listens but also acts.

No more trying to accumulate “good boy acts” for a better Karma. Now you can kill, plunder, bribe, blackmail without a care in the world – Bhagwan jee is here to wipe your slate clean.

Now, this no ordinary God but God-Man. This double faced genius discovered his gift for gab at an early age and has honed it to perfection. Too lazy to work to earn his living, he dispenses gyaan to lost souls and feeds on their fear. He has special affinity to cash rich cows and weepy voluptuous women. His band of interns who he likes to call his followers, also double up as his henchmen. You are most likely to find him sprawled in his sprawling ashram, with state-of-the-art facilities.

Haven is a place on Earth

Have you committed fraud and are on the run from the long arms of the law? Come rejuvenate your aching legs and tired soul at god’s own shelter for fugitives, a heavenly haven for the living. You will be offered a free herbal drink on arrival. Have fun teeing at our golf course with dacoits from Chambal and murderers in hiding. Complimentary yoga classes and Baba’s preaching also included in the package.

Specialist....Bapu Ass-a-Ram 

Maa Vaishno Laundry

Is your money feeling lost, stashed away in an unknown bank in Mauritius? Like Moses, God-man will part the Sea and guide your long lost funds to a path of deliverance. He will not only wash your dirty linen but launder your money as well. At Maa Vaishno laundry your bored black money transforms into sparkling white. You will be told of the methods to whatever is required whenever necessary.

Specialist....Shudh-ansh-u Maharaj



Customized bump-off services 

We all have to die one day; but God-man, also called Baba by his loving disciples, makes people die according to your convenience. Tell us who and we make him disappear from the face of Earth. Being a firm believer of ahimsa, Baba doesn’t like to get his hands dirty but can get your tormentor bumped off accidentally in an accident. Accidents were never such timely and fun. You can also opt for our value-added tantric services. Yes, for a fee your loving Baba can perform tantric rituals and send your enemy heavenwards.

Specialist Tantrik Bhairavananda better known as Mahakaal. 



Sweet deals are made of these 

If you are a firm believer of Government money is my money and think stealing it is your birthright, your search for a friend, philosopher ends right here. So what if you missed your share in the CWG pie and have been crying buckets over it! All is not over yet. You can still bid for development projects in poor states and develop your financial future instead. Babajee will arrange lucrative government contracts for a small dakshina. God-man has contacts in this world & that world and has friends in high places. With Baba and his friends’ help, files will move faster than sound, ministerial doors will open wide and you can expect government’s bounty to land with a loud thud in your lap. Prepare for vacations in Congo, Honduras, Serbia, Cayman Islands for the rest of your lives and remember to say a silent prayer to your very own God-man.

Specialist : Maharishi Swami Sumanand Saraswati better known as SSS

Contact 20457666 for further details. Attractive discounts for early birds and beautiful ladiesss.

Babagiri Source :- An undercover operation by Aaj Tak exposing Godmen’s unholy nexus, published in Mail Today, 12-Sep.